22nd September 1979, I turned six years old. If memory serves correctly, I got a shiny new bike in an unmissable orange colour. I remember the party well, and I still keep in touch with some of the attendees. From the same date, I have no memory of 2000 A.D. I doubt I could read yet, let alone be interested in a sci-fiction comic. The present was exciting enough without having to consider what might be hidden in the creases of the pages of history ahead. I doubt I would have enjoyed the party half as much if I knew what the writers of 2000 A.D. thought the future may bring. It's grim, with Dredd and the A.B.C. Warriors leading the charge on a gritty and brutal future. Even in 1990, Bill Savage was struggling, although we have already passed that milestone with nothing worse than Milli Vanilli occurring. However dark the future may appear on the pages of 2000 A.D, there was still humour that carried the day, with a healthy dose of the human soul shining through. Hope is undeniable, and with good men like Judge Dredd and Bill Savage out there, six-year-old Hamish can party on, knowing that the future can always be rewritten.
Prog 131
22nd September 1979
We learn more about Mega-City One in this week's Judge Dredd, and despite its towering cityblocks it is suffering a housing shortage.
Eighteen million people live in mobile homes, conveniently called Mo-Pads, in varying degrees of luxury.
It is a more luxurious one that contains a mystery for Judge Dredd. Dredd observes it driving out of control, and once he gains control of the vehicle, he enters for a look around.
Inside he finds a dead body in a pool, shot in the head, and after checking the rest of the vehicle he learns the man's name is Randall Hodges and the Mo-Pad has been on autopilot for almost three years. Whoever committed the murder has long since moved on.
The lone clue is a note, leading Dredd to a TV show called Sob Story. On this show, contestants pour out their hearts, and willing viewers donate money. With 800 million viewers, the money at stake is huge, and Dredd duly goes to the studio to investigate further.
The host fobs Dredd off, but the law will not be denied, and Dredd gets to interview him. The host remembers the dead contestant well and explains to Dredd that the Randall Hodges address was known to all who watched the show. There are 800 million suspects, and Dredd's final thought is that there may be many more victims circuiting in Mo-Pads.
This was a solid start to Dredd's next adventure. It didn't grab me right from the beginning, but by the final page, I had been sold on the concept and was ready to buy into the adventure.
The world-building in the opening pages was done swiftly, and although this was my least favourite part of this week's strip, it was absolutely necessary for what came next. The idea that Mega-City One had a housing crisis, just like the modern cities we live in now, rang true and once I got past the concept of the Mo-Pads I wholly embraced the story.
A dead body in a pool draws from film noir, and for once, we have Dredd cast in the role of a gumshoe pursuing a mysterious murderer. With a suspect list of 800 million, he has his work cut out for him, and it will take some detective work next week to narrow this down. Dredd is often a man of action, so seeing how he approaches this case will be interesting. I anticipate some clever futuristic devices will aid him in his search.
The future is wide open from this point. We have a curious case ahead of us, with some well-considered plot points and characters already. The TV show was instantly believable, especially since we have now lived through the rise of reality-based TV shows, and the host was familiar and realistic. The Dredd writers correctly predicted the future of reality TV in this issue, and I look forward to seeing what else they foresee for both our future and Dredd's.
Rating: 7/10
Best line: "You don't understand, ducky...the viewers have to know where to send their money. Every contestant's address is shown at the end of the programme!"
Blackhawk and his new friend, Ursa, are facing down Battak, who is about to punish them for their friendship.
Blackhawk acts fast, breaking one of Battak's talons, and before Battak can strike back the pair are calmed by the appearance of their master. He commands that they fight in the arena where he can make a profit rather than here, and the scene is set for them to face each other at the stadium.
Although armed with only a sword and shield, Blackhawk gives a good account of himself. He looks to have won the fight when Battak suddenly reveals he has wings, flying above the arena and preparing to dive upon Blackhawk.
Blackhawk responds by throwing his shield, neatly shearing off Battak's wings. Battak crashes to the ground, and the victorious Blackhawk is commanded to kill him.
Blackhawk is a man of honour and refuses to do so. As punishment, he is set to face a monster from the planet they are on. The monster must be quite a beast, as Blackhawk is told that it's absurd for him to fight it alone and Ursa will fight by his side.
Like the previous weeks, the artwork and the fight scenes looked great. However, we are stuck in a loop, and the story isn't moving forward. We finish each week with something bigger coming and another challenge for Blackhawk, but it never moves the plot along and he is merely fighting a different monster each week.
I still have hopes that this story will become something more than this. I have given it a strong rating based on the enjoyable aspects of the story, with the artwork being particularly noteworthy. However, this will not be enough to sustain my interest over time, and should the story fail to find a second gear my opinion of it will quickly drop. Once again I leave with the final thought that there is a great story to be told in this context and with these fine-looking characters, but it is all being wasted with mindless action week after week.
Rating: 7/10
Best line: "Ursa will help dusky human. We friends! We chop-chop well together!"
The A.B.C. Warriors have tried to give weapons to the Cyboons so they can defend themselves against the cattlemen who are encroaching on their land. Although Rumpus, son of the leader Bedlam, has done his best to persuade the leader to use the weapons, Bedlam steadfastly refuses. Bedlam does not approve of his son's ways, and when Rumpus resorts to bad language he is shown the exit.
Rumpus arrives at the cowboy's camp, telling them he wants to join them. For his troubles, he is lynched, and the A.B.C. Warriors watch on horrified. The Warriors realise they cannot defy Bedlam, nor can they fight his battles for him, but they do decide to take a hand in matters.
The following day the cattlemen attack Bedlam and the Cyboons, intent on extermination. However, they find their weapons ineffective, as someone has switched all their ammunition to blanks overnight.
Bedlam and the other Cyboons destroy the cowboys in battle, and the strip ends with the few survivors slinking off, with the comment that they are going to spread the word that the A.B.C. Warriors mean business.
A.B.C. Warriors really delivered this issue and is the best story in this week's comic. Coming off the back of last week's strong setup it delivered an excellent story that built not just on what was told last week, but on the history of the American West.
The story was engaging, and although we only knew the main characters briefly, we became invested in their story. Everyone roots for an underdog, and even more so when there is an injustice at play. No doubt the cinema would cheer at the sight of the Cyboons fighting the cowboys if this was a movie, and in comic form I found myself punching the air in triumph as the Cyboons attacked with tooth and claw.
It was the realistic note to the story that gave it heft. The early sight of Rumpus being lynched was sobering and gave the story a weight that made the final panels all the more impactful. It was just after this lynching that I realised that the word 'Cyboon' (shortened to the word 'Boons' by the cowboys) is close to the racial slur 'Coon' and was a punch to the face that made the story jump off the page.
This was the story I was hoping we would get from the assembled Warriors. We have waited weeks for the team to be assembled, and while that was enjoyable, it was nowhere near as good as what we currently have as the Warriors take on the Martian world. May this be the first of many such stories.
Rating: 8.5/10
Best line: "With tooth and claw, my brothers..."
The Mind Of Wolfie Smith starts with a clean slate this week as the events of last week disappear in the rearview mirror. Wolfie is still hitchhiking and finds himself on the back of a motorbike driven by a young man in a hurry.
Wolfie's ESP gives him a premonition as a vision of the bike slamming into another car pops into his mind. Taking control of the situation, Wolfie grabs the bike's handlebars, just in time to avoid an accident with a car coming around the corner.
Wolfie escapes unharmed, however, both the bike and its rider end up in a pond. The driver of the car, Tara Lawson, stops to chastise them, but Wolife disarms her with a smile, and soon he is seated beside her as she drives to Druids Meet. She tells Wolfie that she has signed on as an extra for a new horror film being filmed there called "Night Of The Carnivore"
Wolfie decides to sign up because he needs money. However, as they approach Druids Meet, Wolfie picks up vibrations and voices from the stone henge on site and feels that the film unit couldn't have picked a worse place to make the film.
I found this to be likeable, and a young lady by his side makes Wolfie Smith a much more relatable character. The story got off to a fast start with Wolfie and the speeding motorcycle, but it was Tara Lawson's arrival that really accelerated the story. Wolfie is no longer cast as a loner, despite words to that effect early in the strip, and with an accomplice by his side the scope of the story widens. It remains to be seen if Tara will be a victim or a companion, but the story is coloured by her arrival.
Wolfie's ESP only made three appearances this week. Two were essential, and the third was a throw-away moment that gave us Tara's name without taking too much of the page to do so. It was first used to foresee the car coming around the corner. This not only saved Wolfie's life but gave us some early action and a reminder of his powers. The second time gave us Tara's name, and the third was in the final panels as he sensed the forces present at Druids Meet. After last week, where it was present in every panel, this was a well-timed change of pace and slowed the story so we could get a measure of Wolfie and his new adventure. This breathed new life into the story, and after the non-stop rush of last week was a timely breather.
We still have a lot to learn about this place, the horror movie, and the henge itself, so next week promises to deliver a lot of information while giving both drama and mystery. If it all comes together as a fine blend the payoff should be an excellent adventure with a character I am finally warming to.
Rating: 7/10
Best line: "Any way will do me, darlin'...I only thumbed that nutcase 'cos he was the first thing that passed"
Bill Savage and the Oxford survivors of Disaster 1990 are attacked by a vicious flock of Waterfowl. Savage fights them off with his shotgun, proving his worth to the Oxford scholars, but questions remain about where these Waterfowl came from and why they became killers.
One of the Dons has the answer to the questions. Pointing to a photo of a man surrounded by birds, he explains to Savage that a bird sanctuary is nearby - set up by the university and led by Doctor Pyke. Doctor Pyke has controversial ideas about bird communications, and it is presumed that the floods swept him away.
Savage agrees to take a group of chemistry students with him to lay poison at the bird's nesting site. They arrive without fuss, and the students leave Savage while they go about their work. However, after several hours, they haven't returned, and Savage sets forth to see what has become of them.
He is shocked when he finds their dead bodies, and realises that they have been pecked to death by the birds who were waiting in ambush. Savage stealthily makes his way back to his boat, but a second shock awaits him as he finds the birds have roosted on his boat and Doctor Pyke near at hand telling him that he was behind the previous day's bird attack and intends to complete his victory the next day.
The birds are great in this story and just the sort of problem I want to see Savage overcome. My problem lies with Doctor Pyke, who seems a step too far as far as enemies are concerned.
To see Savage come up against only the birds would have been enough for me. Doctor Pyke seems unnecessary and only lessens the threat of the birds in my eyes. We already have seen Savage come up against several wild men, and it was a refreshing change to see him fight a natural foe. The Waterfowl have already proven to be tough to beat, and I thought it fitted into the era in which the strip was written. Given that many horror films of the era cover similar ground of wild animals attacking humans (Jaws immediately springs to mind) this was fertile ground for the Disaster 1990 story. Unfortunately, we are now again seeing Savage fighting another human, something that I have already seen too often.
The most memorable parts of the story were Savage directly confronting the Waterfowl, with the panel of him discovering the dead students the highlight. This was when the horror of what had happened struck home, and put the Waterfowl threat at a new level. It heightened the drama of the following panel as Savage saw the Waterfowl on his vehicle, and ratcheted up the tension.
This was still a good story, and with a couple of tweaks, I would have liked it even more. Even so, my feeling is we are heading in the right direction and the story should continue to progress at a steady rate.
Rating: 6.5/10
Best line: "Heck! The whole lot of students - all pecked to death! The birds must have been waitin' in ambush!"
Prog 131 final ratings:
Overall: 7/10
Best Story: A.B.C.Warriors
Best Line: "Humans...stink!"
Best Panel: